Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

1964 Theatre Poster
Santa Claus is abducted by Martians and forced to make toys for all the Martian girls and boys.

Pia Zadora makes her acting debut as Girmar (girl martian), sister of Bomar (boy Martian) in a shade of green that looks more like chimney soot. Thank goodness the film took advantage of this by filming in space-blazing color.

Ned Wertimer plays TV reporter Andy Henderson after movin' on up to the north side from being The Jeffersons' doorman.

Bill McCutcheon as Dropo is the most annoying character in cinematic history. If he were part of a Martian invasion of Earth, I would eliminate him first even if he posed no actual physical threat.

Torg the robot resembles a walking furnace and is easily manipulated by the power of suggestion.

The Martians' weapons were actually Wham-O Air Blasters that were supposed to be stun guns.

Merry Christmas everyone!





screen captureJohn Call

Leila MartinKimar

Pia Zadora and Chris MonthDonna Conforti and Victor Stiles

Carl Don

Santa Claus Conquers the MartiansSanta Claus Conquers the Martians

Santa Claus Conquers the MartiansSanta Claus Conquers the Martians

Santa Claus Conquers the MartiansSanta Claus Conquers the Martians

Santa Claus Conquers the MartiansSanta Claus Conquers the Martians

Santa Claus Conquers the MartiansSanta Claus Conquers the Martians



















Enjoy this vintage commercial ad for the Air Blaster by Wham-O


Here's my slightly twisted version of a trailer for the movie.


Santa Claus Conquers The Martians Countdown Calendar
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians Countdown Calendar by MovieViewerMan
View Santa claus conquers the martians Countdown Calendar online at zazzle

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians by MovieViewerMan
Look at Santa claus Ornament online at Zazzle.com

No comments:

Post a Comment

Featured Post

Fourteen Movies MST3K Should Riff

If you were a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 , then you no doubt know that it is being rebooted, thanks to the successful Bring Bac...